Saturday, June 28, 2008

Not So Hottie (The Hottie and The Nottie) : Movie Review


Come on, what can you really expect from a movie starring Paris Hilton? NOT MUCH! This is what everyone should keep in mind before seeing this movie. We all know that Paris Hilton is definitely NOT an actress and this movie shows how much she tries hard to be one and she sucks at it, big time.

The Hottie and the Nottie is a movie about a hot girl Cristabelle (Paris Hilton) who vows to not date a guy until she finds a suitable partner for her not so hottie, never had a boyfriend BFF June. A guy named Nate is desperate to find a suitor for June just so he can finally have a chance with Cristabelle. He comes up with different schemes to find a guy that can date June and he realizes in the end that what he’s been doing is not exactly what he wants after all.

The movie dragged 95% of the way and at times, you’ll even be confused on what’s really happening. They definitely used Paris Hilton to sell the film but a highlight of the film is that the actors who played Nate and June did a pretty decent job. But still, the story is horrible, the script is dreadful, and everything else is awful. It could even be one of Hollywood’s worst films ever! The one hour and thirty one minutes of this film could actually be one of your most painful experiences in a very long time.




Rating : .
5 reels



WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH IT:

- If you are a Paris Hilton fan
- If you are interested in seeing the eventual makeover of the “Nottie”


WHY YOU SHOULDN’T WATCH IT:

- Paris Hilton is just a terrible, terrible, terrible actress
- Sexist comedy
- Extremely painful and dragging

5 comments:

Beamer said...

I remember seeing her on David Lettterman trying to plead a case to see this movie and she sucked at that as well. She makes my head hurt. I have to ask why you watched the whole thing or did you?

Beamer

brutalpanda said...

yeah...makes us wonder why we did too...we guess we did it for the sake of reviewing it and warning peeps about this farce of a film!

Danny D said...

I'm sorry, I would not pay to go see this movie. It's movies like this is why I hate holly Wood.

I have a lot of mistrust in Hollywood these days : they have great ads but when you go see the movie it sucks big time.

Now they getting tough on the downloading and distribution of movies...

My deal is if the movie is good , it should be online to watch for free: then if it's good then I would not mind to go pay to watch it on the big screen or buy the DVD.

brutalpanda said...

We wouldn't agree with you on that thought danny d. We belive movie companies have all the right to charge their viewers, in theaters or not.

It's a fact of life that a lot of marketing strategies can mislead anyone from anywhere.

The crime by Hollywood for us is more so trying to push someone in a film by their popularity (good or not, in this case not) and selling power alone.

SizzlingPopcorn.com Admin said...

This is in the Top 10 Worst Movies EVER Made!

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